The Silly Side #7

The Silly Side

The Silly Side #7

What do you call a child who fries and eats both his parents? An orphan.

A guy walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac and said to the bartender, “Give me one ,  and one more for the road.”

A cocker spaniel limps into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’m looking for the man  who shot my paw.”

A doctor says to his patient, ‘I have bad news and worse news’. ‘Oh dear, what’s the bad news?’ asks the patient. The doctor replies, ‘You only have

Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Nobel prize? He was out, standing in his  field.

Why do mermaids wear seashells? Beacause B shells are too small and D shells are too big.

A man wakes up in hospital. “Doctor, Doctor, I can’t feel my legs ” “I know,” replies the doctor, “We had to amputate your arms.”

Two hunters were walking through the woods. Suddenly, a naked lady stepped out of the brush and said, “I’m game.” So they shot her.

The old man was sitting on the bench starring at a teenage boy with his spiked, yellow, red, green and orange hair.  The kid says “What’s the matter old man? Haven’t you ever done anything wild in your day?”  “YUP, said the old man, made love to a parrot once, thought you might be my son.”

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?”